Muhammad Ali is in a coma. There is no parking in Flagstaff, Arizona, no parking garages, no parking meters. He started as Clay. I tried to diet. Instead I fattened on Nutella. Clay was his slave name. Nurse Jackie took an opioid on her one-year anniversary of sobriety. No Viet Cong ever called Muhammad Ali nigger

I use miniature notepads to chart my progress as a human being. “All” is more than vanity. Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh, NLF is gonna win. My novel is now ranked just over 1.4 million on Amazon. I have to admit that it sucks, but it was the best I could do. Friends tell me they bought it, but that’s the last I ever hear from them. 

In Flagstaff, you must stay in your car and circle forever. It is worse than New York City. Nurse Jackie suffered a heroin overdose, and was rushed to Bellevue Hospital, where she had been hired and planned to resuscitate her career. I hear that the weather in Flagstaff is ideal. I hear that it is considered an ideal retirement destination by former members of the National Liberation Front

George Foreman is still selling hamburger cookers. Some of my best friends are lesbians. I fantasize that I am making love to them. Sonny Liston was a friend of mine. Muhammad Ali has passed away.